Believe it or not, dumpster rentals can be fun. We love our customers. I come from a property management background and people are always angry when I would hear from them. With dumpster rentals, people are always happy we are taking their unwanted mess. We try to use the KISS method. Keep It Simple Stu*id. We are laid back and easy going. The goal is to get you your dumpster when and where you want it and grab it when you're done. Easy.
Here are a few dumpster rental do and don'ts to help facilitate the process.
1. Driveway Drama:
2. Same-Day Satisfaction:
3. No Hidden Fee Follies:
4. Weight Watchers Friendly:
5. Material Manners: Mixed Loads
6. No Hazardous Hodgepodge: Prohibited Items
Pro tip: If you need to dispose of paint, you can always mix in dirt or kitty litter and toss it in your normal trash after its dry. --- Don't put it in bags to hide it. We had a customer put paint in a bag and when we rolled over it at the landfill, it exploded on a brand new Dodge Ram. They weren't happy, the landfill wasn't happy. No Paint.
7. Level Load Limbo: Don't heap the spoon
The $85 Symphony: enter the "dry run" fee
7. Have Fun: Keep it simple.
In conclusion, dear dumpster dancers, let's keep the roadway ballet smooth, safe, and splendid. Follow these dos and don'ts for a dumpster experience that's as easy as a waltz and as efficient as a pirouette. Now, let the dumpster choreography begin! 🕺💃